((*sees someone you really want to roleplay with posted an open*

*types out reply*

*rereads it 4 times*

*backspaces, closes window*

*self loathes for about 5 days*))

Meme Starter: Your muse sees mine sleeping in only their underwear, noticing the many scars that decorate their body like a map, how does your muse react?

(Source: those-crazy-meme-nights)

{Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt like a shitty rp partner.}

itsjustonebullet:

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SEND ME A ★ FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOURS PICKING THEM UP AND THROWING THEM OVER THEIR SHOULDER

queenofspies:

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bonus points for the reason

Take something important from my muse, then describe it to them in vague terms. They’ll guess what it is- and then try to get it back.

rpmememaker:

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Make my muse cry. Using as many words as you’d like.

askwaywarddean:

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(Source: beautifulglimmer)

Hurt rp Starters

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! You don't want to get even more hurt, do you?"
"Tell me where it hurts."
"Whoa, that's purple... It looks like your shoulder is dislocated."
"Oh my god. Are you okay?"
"You're bleeding... You're bleeding bad..."
"This is gonna hurt..."
"Holy crap! I may not know much about human anatomy, but legs don't bend that way!"
"It's all swollen up..."
"You have a black eye. Where you fighting with someone?"
"Okay... Okay, hospital. Hospital, now."
"I think you have a concussion."
"Calm down! Calm down! Your ankle is sprained, okay?"
"Here, lean on me."
"I'm gonna need more bandaids..."
"What the hell happened to you!?"
"Here, I need to clean you up. This might sting a bit..."
"We need to get the bullet out..."
"Oh my god, you've been shot!"
"Did... did you get beat up!?"
"Just hold on. You're gonna be fine..."
"Look out for that car!"
"Wake up! Oh god, please wake up!"
"You're alive! Oh, thank god!"
"I'm no doctor, but you should have that looked at. It's bleeding a lot..."
"What is that? Are there bandages under your shirt?"
"Why is your arm wrapped up like that? And are those blood stains!?"
"You must have hit the back of your head really hard."
"Look at me. Just look at me and stay awake. Can you do that?"
redbritishsniper sent: (Julien) He would caress your body with soft touches and kisses trailing all over your body. He would even have you blindfolded, feeling every touch on your body until you started to beg. He'll even make sure to go slow until it'll become what you wanted. A soft and slow and passionate sex.

"….." *nosebleed*

Thread Starters : Kink Edition

  1. “Pretend you don’t want it.”
  2. “They’re all watching the movie. They’re not even going to notice.”
  3. “I want you. Right up against the window.”
  4. “You know I love you, right? I have every intention of fucking you like I don’t.”
  5. “Don’t pussyfoot around. I want it to hurt.”
  6. “Let me…

(Source: barbedwireandroses)

betterhealing:

Leave a like and/or reblog [one of each, no more] to this post and I’ll draw the winner on Sept 3rd [12am est] to get your info along over to the artist.
You’ll receive an icon like this or this or even this. References of your character are required please. This doesn’t have to be the character your account is based off of, it can be any that you own or play. Canon characters are allowed. Humans/anthros/quads the artist can work with most things. All fandoms allowed.
Examples of the icons the winners over on Hal’s account won: http://psychotheory.tumblr.com/post/94252575186/lanternmoth-a-collection-of-icons-for-lloyd
This giveaway is for followers only.
You can like/reblog with multiple accounts; the only requirements are that this is a followers only giveaway and that if you choose to reblog you only reblog once are left to the giveaway. Not a RP blog yet still follow me? Go on ahead, leave a like! All is good! 
There will be one winner. If there are more than a hundred notes, two winners. Etc etc.
Please do keep in mind that to be fair you can only actually win with one account however.I will be reblogging this post in a day or two to boost for the later crowd before this closes.
And here’s an obligatory link to the artist’s icon sales which are currently open should you be guys be interested.

betterhealing:

Leave a like and/or reblog [one of each, no more] to this post and I’ll draw the winner on Sept 3rd [12am est] to get your info along over to the artist.

You’ll receive an icon like this or this or even this. References of your character are required please. This doesn’t have to be the character your account is based off of, it can be any that you own or play. Canon characters are allowed. Humans/anthros/quads the artist can work with most things. All fandoms allowed.

Examples of the icons the winners over on Hal’s account won: http://psychotheory.tumblr.com/post/94252575186/lanternmoth-a-collection-of-icons-for-lloyd

This giveaway is for followers only.

You can like/reblog with multiple accounts; the only requirements are that this is a followers only giveaway and that if you choose to reblog you only reblog once are left to the giveaway. Not a RP blog yet still follow me? Go on ahead, leave a like! All is good!

There will be one winner. If there are more than a hundred notes, two winners. Etc etc.

Please do keep in mind that to be fair you can only actually win with one account however.
I will be reblogging this post in a day or two to boost for the later crowd before this closes.

And here’s an obligatory link to the artist’s icon sales which are currently open should you be guys be interested.